My Christmas List

Let me start by saying that this is not in any way a request for gifts, but instead I'm making a list of items I would like for Christmas because I'm trying to see just how greedy I am. If that sounds odd, just ask Maria what my number one phrase is and she'd probably respond "I want." So, I'm going to try and be fully honest and give a good long list of things I want for the holiday to see if I really am that materialistically minded or not.

I will, however, ( put it under a cut )

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I got this from theferrett, so it's only fair that he be the one I sacrifice at the end.

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

Yesterday, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). When the stars were right, I fed mojo_iv to a Shoggoth (250 points). In November, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In October, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In January, I rescued sundancetango from being sacrificed (-200 points). Last week, I sacrificed theferrett to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-390 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
jfargo

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Apparently, I really AM a bad person. I can't even come up with ONE good thing I did to tell Santa this year:

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In May I stole zehaeva's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for violet_one (-10 points). In March I pulled evilbutcute's hair (-5 points). Last Tuesday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-161 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, jfargo

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I think I need to work on being good next year if I want all those presents!