Back To The Office

I'm still getting over Step Four from my Guide To Weight Loss (for those of you who don't want to follow the link, step four is "get very ill so that you're not hungry" or something similar), and so I'm pretty tapped out as far as interesting writing ideas go. Still, I was hoping you could help entertain me by answering this deceivingly simple question:

Which would be worse, losing the ability to taste forever, or having amnesia (total) for one year?