Why I Hate EB Games
May. 18th, 2006 11:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jmfargoEB Game stores are stealing my money. They are sneaking into my house, late at night, looking through my wallet, and taking my hard-earned dollar bills. Oh, I would report them to the police, but the problem is that the police might not look at it as stealing. See, EB Games is always careful to leave merchandise in my money's place, with a carefully made receipt placed in a nicely left bag so they frame me to look as though I have actually bought these things!
The worst part is that since EB Games has started selling their used games at prices meant to sell, like 99 cents, this habit of theirs has increased. Before hand, in actuality, they only stole $50 once a year or so. Now? They've snuck into my home and force-fed me at least 30 different games. Cruelty, I tell you!
And then they give me games like Star Wars: Battlefront, Call of Duty, The Sims, and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
What am I supposed to do? They're stealing from me, but giving me such gaming goodness!
I'm so confused...
Help me Obi Wan, you're my only hope?
The worst part is that since EB Games has started selling their used games at prices meant to sell, like 99 cents, this habit of theirs has increased. Before hand, in actuality, they only stole $50 once a year or so. Now? They've snuck into my home and force-fed me at least 30 different games. Cruelty, I tell you!
And then they give me games like Star Wars: Battlefront, Call of Duty, The Sims, and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City.
What am I supposed to do? They're stealing from me, but giving me such gaming goodness!
I'm so confused...
Help me Obi Wan, you're my only hope?
