Professor Xavier: So, you're looking to join my school for the Gifted?
You: Yessir.
Professor X: Well, what is your talent?
You: I...I can catch a Wendy's Frosty with one foot without spilling it.
Professor X: ......
Professor X: .....Yes...Well...Have you checked with the Brotherhood? I hear they're hiring young talent like yourself. Here's their number, ask for Mr. Lensherr. Tell him you've rejected my hippie agenda and are looking to cause havok and mass panic to promote the coming New Age. They eat that stuff up.
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Re: You Asked for It
Date: 2006-07-12 06:50 pm (UTC)Professor Xavier: So, you're looking to join my school for the Gifted?
You: Yessir.
Professor X: Well, what is your talent?
You: I...I can catch a Wendy's Frosty with one foot without spilling it.
Professor X: ......
Professor X: .....Yes...Well...Have you checked with the Brotherhood? I hear they're hiring young talent like yourself. Here's their number, ask for Mr. Lensherr. Tell him you've rejected my hippie agenda and are looking to cause havok and mass panic to promote the coming New Age. They eat that stuff up.