I've Got A Secret! (Kind Of)

Maria doesn't know it yet, because she's out at a client's house making ~mad money~, but she's being offered the full-time "regular" position at First Data. We received a call this morning/afternoon (when you work night shift, the concept of morning gets a little fuzzy), but I wasn't able to get to the phone. Karen, a woman from First Data, left a message specifically saying that she wanted to "make a verbal offer" to Maria.

Isn't my girlfriend Maria awesome? Now she has a "regular" position, and does web-design, and works for the SPCA two days a week. I know I'd be burned out by now, and I have no idea how she does it, other than "she's fantastic."