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The Detailed Starship Quiz LiveJournal Username Spaceship Name Spaceship Size VW BugSedanJet FighterFishing YachtTractor-TrailerAttack SubmarineNuclear Missile SubmarineAircraft CarrierQueen Mary Luxury LinerManhattan How is the spaceship piloted? YokeStickAs above, plus plenty of two-pole switches and buttons that light up when pressedTouch screensThere's one guy with a joystick in each hand, and we all just watch himNeural interfaceA full-body harnessThe pilot must be suspended in gooSome inscrutible alien attached to the ship does itRock MusicMarvin Gaye's Sexual PilotingThe main control is a teddy bear; piloting is by strategically hugging itPassive-aggressive banter with ship's computerThe Time Lords or Somebody tells us where to goThinking really hard about the destination How is the spaceship powered? FissionFusionAntimatterIrradiating CrystalsRock MusicCoal-fired SteamWood-burning SteamGasolineLoveForcing two people who can't stand each other to make out on the bridgeBaby sealsSmilesDimensional AnomalyBy feeding the alien creature that's the engineSexual FrustrationEarl Gray TeaMilkWaterGarbageTickling a member of an alien species while it's hooked up to the reactorOstrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills What's the upholstery like on the seats? Hard PlasticSoft PlasticCloth UpholsteryLeather UpholsteryCloth like a Louis XIV CouchThat gel stuff they put on bike seatsBeanbag chairsInflatable chairsVinylBaby SealBrushed Aluminum How do you see outside the spaceship? PortholesLarge, hopefully sturdy windowsBig flat screenHolographic projector in center of bridgeSmall screens near each stationWristwatch TVsThe power of imaginationThe computer narrates like a movie for the blindThe computer sings an Australian songline What's the spaceship's primary purpose? PleasureExplorationCombatCargo HaulingGarbage DisposalScienceAgricultureRaw Materials ExtractionTransportationCommunicationsSmugglingGamblingSpreading Love and HappinessRock MusicOther What's the Captain's catchphrase? Main Weapon System: Love Main Defensive System: Big Umbrella Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments 10% Voice of the ship's computer: larpwriting Finds mandatory uniform unflattering: ariochqw Looks sexy in mandatory uniform: forge5 Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform: turbotroll Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker: turbotroll This Fun Quiz created by Akhmed at BlogQuiz.Net

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Halloween

Quick couple of points on this year's Halloween:

1. I turned a few people away without candy for not wearing a costume. The only time I exempted this policy was if the child was under ten claiming to be "themselves." They're too young to realize that that just doesn't count.

2. I dressed up in order to give out candy this year. I like getting into the spirit of the season, and sometimes have more fun for this holiday than almost any other. My birthday always comes first of course. It is too a holiday!

3. I sent two children under the age of 5 running and screaming in terror, accidentally, due to my costume. I feel slightly ashamed of this, but can't stop laughing while writing this at the same time...

4. I sent two or three children over the age of 10 running in terror due to my costume (and the fact that I ~acted the part~), and I am actually slightly proud of this fact. Sue me. Kids need to be scared now and then.

5. No, you can't know what my costume was until I post pictures. The pictures were taken before a few modifications, unfortunately, but I think Maria and I still did a fantastic job on the make-up, considering it was extremely last minute with only what we had in the house.

I hope everyone had a happy Halloween!