JFargo's Guide To Weight Loss

Step One: Cause snowstorm in early October to knock out power for half a million people.

Step Two: Go to house owned by the parents of your girlfriend, and realize that they don't have any "snacky" foods that you like.

Step Three: Eat only prepared meals, no snacks, because, as noted before, there are no snacks.

Step Four: When power is restored get very very sick so that you don't even want to get off the couch, let alone eat anything.

Step Five: Weigh self when strong enough to get off couch, realize you've lost about 7 pounds in two weeks.

Step Six: Eat cake to celebrate.