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[jmfargo]

The streets are quiet except for the heavy sound of your breathing and the slap slap slap of your companions flip flops. The air smells like a pine forest, but the dessicated, bleak buildings around you show a different scene. The city is quiet, dormant, dead. The gun is heavy in your hands.

A mild wind stirs dead dollar bills to softly skitter down the street. The wind moans quietly through the otherwise still street.

Wait. Moans?

Spinning around you see them coming, five or six of them, no, wait, nine! Ten! More coming from buildings! The zombies are behind you! A quick glance shows that you have options of escape. Do you run, or stay and fight to take out as many as you can, even though your gunshots ringing through these decaying city's streets are sure to bring more?

These are the questions that you and your friends will have to answer when you come to

Jeremiah's Zombie Apocalypse Training Camp!

Hone your wits and your zombie IQ! Enjoy an adventure by day, and our fine hotel and dining establishment by night! Or enjoy a day trip to battle the encroaching hoardes of zombies intent on safely tearing you limb from limb!

Our programs involve day trips, group encounters, overnight stays, and team-building exercises all intent on making sure you enjoy yourself while you help battle the scourge of the planet, zombies.

So come, enjoy a stay here, learn what you can do to help save the world, and while you're at it, blast a few zombie heads in the process!

Comments

[badlykeptsecret.livejournal.com]

I'm in. Where do I sign up?

[jfargo.livejournal.com]

As soon as it's up and running (unfortunately give me a few years) I'll let you know.

*sigh*

If only I could win the lottery...

[try-me-i-dare-u.livejournal.com]

Very nice Miah!!!!!

[jfargo.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Glad you liked it. :)

[killians1978.livejournal.com]

I do believe you've just inspired an RPG, my friend. [yoink!]

[jfargo.livejournal.com]

Go for it! It's something I'm working on myself, so if you come up with any good mechanics, please share.

[killians1978.livejournal.com]

I'm cheap. D10 system, simple rolls, botches and multi-successes like in modified WoD tabletop.

The opportunities for hilarity and horror a la Shaun of the Dead are endless!

[jfargo.livejournal.com]

Ah. *nods* I thought you were creating a completely new system based on zombie and zombie survival.

[fax-celestis.livejournal.com]

You should look at the game All Flesh Must Be Eaten. Everything you ever wanted from a Resident Evil-ish RPG but never got.

[fax-celestis.livejournal.com]

I should clarify that that's tabletop.

[fax-celestis.livejournal.com]

Hardcore.

[jfargo.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Welcome to the journal.

[fax-celestis.livejournal.com]

I figured the headbanging zombie was an apporopriate entrance.

[jfargo.livejournal.com]

Now, just a note, I'm not always/usually that hardcore. Most of my writings are rather mundane, and only vaguely amusing, but I do try to keep the interest level up. I only say it as a nominal warning, you understand?

The frog icon works as well. My first name is Jeremiah.

Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog! (Dun-Dun-Dun)

[fax-celestis.livejournal.com]

I'm James. People call me Fax, though, as you can tell from my .

I'm like you, though: LiveJournal is a source of entertainment and community. Hence the backfriending of you after you friended me.

//shrug