Time On My Hands

[jmfargo]

So I'm thinking of starting a time travel consultant agency. $50/hour, I'll research the time period to which you're planning on traveling (strictly backwards, as we all know per the US Time Travel Act of 2017 that traveling forward through time at faster than the normal rate is illegal) and tell you the most important things to know, to avoid, and to make sure to go see.

For $400/day plus expenses, I'm willing to go with the person and act as a tour guide. For this, I need at least two weeks notice, or an up-front fee of $1000 applies.

Interested parties should contact me yesterday: 302-294-1887*

*Or tomorrow. Or any time. Whenever will be fine, but I had to go for the cheap joke here.

Comments

[evilbutcute.livejournal.com]

If I could hack your voicemail and timestamp a message to yesterday, you'd be pretty freaked out wouldn't you? :)

[jfargo.livejournal.com]

Excited more than freaked out. The disappointed. Then I'd laugh a lot. :)